1) Are you currently in a serious relationship? Does my right hand count?.
2) What was your dream growing up? Become a green beret! and I did.
3) What talent do you wish you had? The talent to fart the star spangled banner..
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?either vodka, root beer or milk
5) Favorite vegetable? fried Okra
6) What was the last book you read? asteroid wars
7) What zodiac sign are you? During Disco, I claimed that my sign was horny!
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Yes! Pierced my left ear in 1974.
9) Worst Habit? killing cockroaches right before I shake another politicians hand!
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? I ride a motorcycle; I might offer but you would need a helmet!
11) What is your favorite sport? racing motorcycles when I can
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude? Depends on my mood.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Hope like heck I do not fart!
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? I was born.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you. I like to Gather naked!
16) Do you have any pets? Yes, my cockatiels, Clyde and Jolly..
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? put on clothes?
18) What was your first impression of me? He likes being naked.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Ugly, and a hunting season should be held for clowns and mimes..
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? find a pretty woman on my arm..
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? it is only a crime if you get caught.
22) What color eyes do you have? Blue with specks of several colors..
23) Bottle or can soda? Ice cold bottle like in the good old days!.a nickel pepsi
24) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? get a hooker.
25) What's your favorite place to hang at? Gather.
26) Do you believe in ghosts? they are spooky!.
27) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? streaking.
28) Do you swear a lot? it depends on the situation.!
29) Biggest pet peeve? Pets that have peeves!
30) In one word, how would you describe yourself? myself.
31) Do you believe in/appreciate romance? yes, and I miss it.