by Elizabeth S.

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April 24, 2007

The Robbery

January 18, 2013 07:40 PM UTC

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A hooded robber burst into a Bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face.

The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation.

He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.

Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.

The Robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"

There are a few moments of utter silence, in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak.

Then one old man tentatively raised his hand and said, "My wife got a good look at you."

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Comments: 14

Angela H. Jan 18, 2013, 8:21pm UTC

OH NO he didn't. LOL

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RedBird. B. Jan 18, 2013, 8:43pm UTC

I thought you were serious, until the very end!~ :)

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Betty S. Jan 18, 2013, 8:45pm UTC

OMG... ROFL..

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Diane Huizenga Jan 18, 2013, 9:24pm UTC

lol

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Angie W Jan 18, 2013, 10:17pm UTC

That is so bad! LOL

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Kenneth B. Jan 18, 2013, 11:35pm UTC

Ouch!

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David Prosser Jan 18, 2013, 11:45pm UTC

Hilarious.

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Carrie Marie P. Jan 19, 2013, 1:16am UTC

awwww.... sad but kinda funny

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Karen E. Jan 19, 2013, 2:17am UTC

Oh my God!

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Darlene B. Jan 19, 2013, 3:48pm UTC

Funny he would say!

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Joy Blessing Jan 20, 2013, 2:56pm UTC

very interesting!

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michele r. Jan 21, 2013, 12:43pm UTC

LOL!
Stopping by from CG January list!

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michele r. Feb 5, 2013, 10:59pm UTC

LOL
Thank you for posting to ~50~Views~R~US~

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michele r. Apr 18, 2013, 10:12pm UTC

Thanks for posting to ~50~Views~R~US!
Your content has reached over 50 views and will now be removed from the group!

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